Cool scultpture

Okay this thing is really awesome looking, and it cries constantly...what else do you want. Apparently it isn't news when Russia gives the U.S. a bronze and titanium piece of awesome. And we put this thing in New Jersey...come on now.

Well if you got big tits...Reflections on drunk ramblings

I don't like these people...they talk loud enough that I can't concentrate worth a damn, but at least they are kinda funny...
Conversation topics for the night:
1. Why guys only like girls who are blonde and stupid...unless they have large breasts or as I quote "Well if you got big tits... then even a but-her-face can get some"
2. There are no attractive smart guys in Berkeley
3. "I'm sooooooo horny" (I'm pretty sure at least 4 guys and girls said this)
4. How all people are all really superficial and you never "See a fatty and a hot person together", people "get what they can"
5. How they should not get crazy drunk tonight so they can "save up" for tomorrow
6. How they are stoned in every class they go to and want to announce "Hey class I'm STONED" everyday, imagine the stoned being with that stereotypical drunken loud slur thing...hopefully you know what I'm talking about.
7. And the classic conversation of "Am I more drunk or stoned right now" which branches nicely in "Are you more drunk or stoned right now."
8. My personal favorite how girls are "actually just as horny as guys" but that drinking really "seals the deal" as one bro put it "Before the drink they are all meh...meh...maybe. After they are all hell yeah, lets do this thing."

I get angry at how reductive and superficial these people are but then become giddy and glad that I'm not one of these people (I hope, someone hit me in the dome with a wrench if I am...like inflict brain damage).

Sorry to Tristan for elongating so but it was how I think they would have spelled it so I kept to my source material.

Bandwagon that deserves some love

I love mash-ups...for like a minute and a half...but in this case I can listen to whole songs...what this means for all the kiddies...download the black and blue album or at least 99 luft problems cause it is awesome beyond belief. You will probably thank me later...unless you don't like Weezer...or Jay Z...then you are totally screwed on this one.

Two Things that Bother Me

#1. An upper division history class on U.S. Crime and Punishment history in which people are honestly surprised that Reconstruction actually occurred. I could understand in like a survey course on U.S. history...maybe your high school didn't have a half way decent history department, not a problem but it bothers me when people who are supposed to be refining their views of history are still flabbergasted that there was a period following the civil war where social change was incredibly prevalent in the South...seriously we wasted 30 minutes of class with people who though that history jumped from civil war to redemption overnight.
#2. This facebook conversation...I realize that I only half know the people involved and that I shouldn't have paid attention to it or even really confirmed their friend requests but really just read this.
X: is frusterated, sad, relaxed, thankful, exhausted, bored, excited, crying...
Y: I always knew girls could multi-task better than guys. ;)
Z :That's because most boys have the emotional range of a teaspoon. Also, wow, excuse my woman rage.
Y: But a teaspoon is entirely relative. A teaspoon for an ant is different than a teaspoon for a giant...
Z: I'm thinking teaspoon versus completely obnoxious and excessive ocean. Sometimes I wish for a teaspoon though.
And this goes on and on basically covering the ground that men are especially short-sited emotionless and perfectly well off for it. Oh yes let us try and reinforce gender norms that are completely repressive and shortsighted, thank you young high school friend people that I barely know. I find this line of reasoning degrading and although I shouldn't take it seriously it irked the crap out of me so I put it here.
If you made it all the way through that...congrats...if not I really don't mind...although you probably wouldn't read this...so then felt guilty and tried again, found your way down here and are now pissed you didn't have to....my bad.