I don't like these people...they talk loud enough that I can't concentrate worth a damn, but at least they are kinda funny...
Conversation topics for the night:
1. Why guys only like girls who are blonde and stupid...unless they have large breasts or as I quote "Well if you got big tits... then even a but-her-face can get some"
2. There are no attractive smart guys in Berkeley
3. "I'm sooooooo horny" (I'm pretty sure at least 4 guys and girls said this)
4. How all people are all really superficial and you never "See a fatty and a hot person together", people "get what they can"
5. How they should not get crazy drunk tonight so they can "save up" for tomorrow
6. How they are stoned in every class they go to and want to announce "Hey class I'm STONED" everyday, imagine the stoned being with that stereotypical drunken loud slur thing...hopefully you know what I'm talking about.
7. And the classic conversation of "Am I more drunk or stoned right now" which branches nicely in "Are you more drunk or stoned right now."
8. My personal favorite how girls are "actually just as horny as guys" but that drinking really "seals the deal" as one bro put it "Before the drink they are all meh...meh...maybe. After they are all hell yeah, lets do this thing."
I get angry at how reductive and superficial these people are but then become giddy and glad that I'm not one of these people (I hope, someone hit me in the dome with a wrench if I am...like inflict brain damage).
Sorry to Tristan for elongating so but it was how I think they would have spelled it so I kept to my source material.
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no no, you elongated correctly. my point was that people elongate the wrong vowel, and that pisses me off. 'sooooooo' is fine, 'loveeeeee' is not. you got it right, no worries.
ReplyDeletesucks though man, too bad about the lack of concentration thing... but at least you got some entertainment, eh?